unsnackable

a small tantrum about obscure and limited edition snacks, beverages and fast food from around the world that I want but cannot have

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derogatory jello and edm cola deception

unsnackable vol. 63

Welcome to unsnackable. This free newsletter is a minor tantrum about international snacks, beverages and fast food that I want but cannot have with occasional diatribes about other snacks that I can’t get off my mind. I appreciate everyone who reads, shares, and subscribes to this newsletter. It is ad-free because of the support of readers like you. If you would like to support unsnackable with a paid subscription for $5/month or $50/year, please click below. Upgrade to paid The first lipstick I ever wore doesn't exist anymore. A powdery Fuschia from Tarte dabbed onto my lips in the bathroom of an LES bar in my early 20s. It was an attempt to undo the damage from sprinting out of work and jumping on a very cheap Bolt bus (or maybe one of the Fung Wahs that didn't catch on fire) and kic

snackables

Folu

Oct 31 2022

10 mins read

antiquated valerian scoops and effortless marzipan

unsnackable vol. 62

Welcome to unsnackable. This free newsletter is a small tantrum about international snacks, beverages and fast food that I want but cannot have, with occasional diatribes about other snacks that I can’t get off my mind. I appreciate everyone who reads, shares and subscribes to this newsletter. It is ad-free because of the support of readers like you. If you would like to support unsnackable with a paid subscription for $5/month or $50/year, please click below. Upgrade to paid I don't mark my time outside of the midwest by the absence of dairy, but it becomes apparent whenever I go home that I love to revel in the momentary abundance. Momentary is the operative term here. Like every millennial, I am required to devote significant energy to maintaining my gut health while also trying to a

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Lithuania

Folu

Oct 24 2022

5 mins read

potato chip simulacrum and medium grain ephemera

unsnackable vol. 61

At the heart of every good meme is a core truth. If you look closely enough, you may find even more- a rationale, an interrogation, or even a message that speaks to the nature of humanity itself. This meme isn't just a bridge between two of my favorite seasonal foodstuffs (sweet corn and candy corn) but an interrogation of the liminal state where I have found myself trapped. Why have I, a verified snack, been unable to put a single word about snacks on the page? I don't live a life lacking inspiration. If that was true, my afternoon snacks wouldn't look like this. ‎ My true self lives in opposition to the thresholds my brain continues to enforce. My constant self-flagellation can't overcome that. Instead, I slide a quiet penance your way in the form of a new set of unsnackables ‎th‎e

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Argentina

Vietnam

Spain

Folu

Oct 03 2022

4 mins read